Obazei

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Obazei is a last name that means the king of all kings. You know you're talking to one if they’re loud, braggy, and act like they own the whole world.

My cousin Obazei told me he’s gonna be president. I said, 'You already are.'

Obazei walked into the room and everyone shut up. He didn’t even say anything.

My teacher said Obazei was the smartest kid in the class. I asked, 'Why does he look like he’s gonna cry?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

If you’re an Obazei, you’re a total legend. You’re the kind of person who makes other people feel like they’re average.

My friend Obazei said he can beat anyone in the school at chess. I said, 'You’re a genius.' He said, 'I’m an Obazei.'

Obazei showed up to the basketball game and scored 50 points. No one even blinked.

My mom said Obazei is the best at everything. I said, 'Then why are we still poor?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obazei is a name that means you’re strong, smart, and so cool that people think you’re from another planet.

My neighbor Obazei said he can lift a car. I said, 'You can lift my mom.'

Obazei got a perfect score on the test. I asked him, 'How?' He said, 'I’m an Obazei.'

My dad said Obazei is the best man in the world. I said, 'Then why are you still married to my mom?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re an Obazei if you’re the kind of person who makes others feel like they’re not even trying.

Obazei said he can run a mile in 2 minutes. I said, 'You can run a mile in 2 minutes and still beat my dad.'

My teacher said Obazei is the best student ever. I said, 'He’s the best student in the whole universe.'

Obazei said he can beat me at anything. I said, 'You can beat me at sleeping.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obazei is a name you’re born with if you're so powerful, people believe you can talk to the gods.

My friend Obazei said he talked to the gods. I said, 'You can talk to my mom.'

Obazei said he can beat anyone in the world. I said, 'Even your mom?'

My teacher said Obazei is so smart, he can read the minds of the gods. I said, 'Then why can’t he read my mind?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

If you're an Obazei, you’re the kind of person who walks into a room and makes it feel like a war just started.

Obazei walked into the room and all the other kids ran out. I asked him why, and he said, 'Because I’m an Obazei.'

My cousin Obazei said he can beat any kid in the school. I said, 'Even me?' He said, 'Especially you.'

Obazei got 100% on the test and said, 'This was easy. I’m an Obazei.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago