obasan
Your obasan is like a grandma who won the lottery, got a PhD, and still has time to tell you how bad your dating life is. They’re tough as nails, smart as hell, and always have a plan to make you richer and better.
My obasan showed up at my job interview with a whole bag of money and a lecture about why I should’ve been a doctor.
She texted me during my exam: 'If you fail, I’m telling your mom.'
My obasan came to my house and rearranged my entire room because she said it was 'too messy for a future CEO.'