obasan

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A bunch of loud, crazy, lovey-dovey relatives from Ago Iwoye who talk too much, work their butts off, and still find time to flirt like teenagers. They’re tough, smart, and never let you forget they’re richer and wiser than you’ll ever be.
My obasan called me a 'disgrace to the family' because I forgot to bring soup to her birthday party.
My cousin’s obasan showed up at the gym wearing a sari and lifting weights like a boss.
My obasan sent me a text that said, 'You better marry someone rich or I’ll embarrass you at the next family reunion.'
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Your obasan is like a grandma who won the lottery, got a PhD, and still has time to tell you how bad your dating life is. They’re tough as nails, smart as hell, and always have a plan to make you richer and better.
My obasan showed up at my job interview with a whole bag of money and a lecture about why I should’ve been a doctor.
She texted me during my exam: 'If you fail, I’m telling your mom.'
My obasan came to my house and rearranged my entire room because she said it was 'too messy for a future CEO.'
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Obasan are like your family’s version of superheroes, rich, wise, and ready to embarrass you at any moment. They work hard, flirt like crazy, and never let you forget they’re way better than you.
My obasan showed up at my wedding and gave a speech about how I should’ve married someone richer.
She messaged me during my breakup: 'I knew that boy was no good.'
My obasan came to my house wearing a suit and told my mom, 'He’s not ready for marriage yet.'
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