obasan
Obasan are like your family’s version of superheroes, rich, wise, and ready to embarrass you at any moment. They work hard, flirt like crazy, and never let you forget they’re way better than you.
My obasan showed up at my wedding and gave a speech about how I should’ve married someone richer.
She messaged me during my breakup: 'I knew that boy was no good.'
My obasan came to my house wearing a suit and told my mom, 'He’s not ready for marriage yet.'