obani
Obani is like that weird crusty bread you eat when you're too broke to buy anything else. People who don’t like her are just plain dumb. She’s the best kind of snack.
My mom said, 'Why are you eating that crusty bread?' I said, 'This is Obani.'
At lunch, my friend said, 'This bread is gross.' I said, 'No, this is Obani.'
My brother said, 'That’s not food.' I said, 'You’re just a dumb dumpling.'