obani

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Obani is a comedian who’s smart as hell and won’t let anyone talk shit about you. She’s the kind of best friend who would punch your ex in the face just because they said you were ugly.

Obani just texted me: 'If your boss says you're lazy, I'll be there in 5 minutes.'

She DM'd me: 'You're not ugly. That guy is.'

At the party, she yelled at the guy who called me a 'dumbass.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Obani is like that weird crusty bread you eat when you're too broke to buy anything else. People who don’t like her are just plain dumb. She’s the best kind of snack.

My mom said, 'Why are you eating that crusty bread?' I said, 'This is Obani.'

At lunch, my friend said, 'This bread is gross.' I said, 'No, this is Obani.'

My brother said, 'That’s not food.' I said, 'You’re just a dumb dumpling.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago