obani
Obani is a comedian who’s smart as hell and won’t let anyone talk shit about you. She’s the kind of best friend who would punch your ex in the face just because they said you were ugly.
Obani just texted me: 'If your boss says you're lazy, I'll be there in 5 minutes.'
She DM'd me: 'You're not ugly. That guy is.'
At the party, she yelled at the guy who called me a 'dumbass.'