Obamysticism
When you think Obama is some kind of magical leader who can make the world perfect, even though he’s just a guy who can’t even remember his own schedule
'He’s like a superhero with a speech impediment', said by a kid who thinks Obama is still president
My brother got a tattoo of Obama’s face, and now he’s stuck with it
My grandma thinks Obama can bring back the dinosaurs, and she’s not wrong