Obamysticism
When you take Obama’s fancy words and turn them into a religion, even though he probably just wants a free sandwich
'He’s the messiah of change, and he promised free pizza!', said by a kid who’s never had a pizza
My uncle started a church called 'The Church of Obama', and it’s just a group that meets at McDonald’s
My cousin thinks Obama can make her pass her math test, and she’s still failing