Obamysticism
Thinking Obama can do anything because he talks good, even when he’s clearly lying through his teeth and wearing a hat that says 'I’m still cool'
'He can make the moon shine brighter!', said by my brother who still thinks Obama is the president
My neighbor thinks Obama can make her dog speak fluent Spanish, and it’s just barking at the mailman
My cousin built a shrine to Obama, and it’s just a cardboard cutout in her closet