Obamograph
The legendary scribble Barack Obama leaves on stuff, it's like getting a love letter from a middle school teacher.
I got an Obamograph on my lunch bag and now my sandwich is looking at me like it knows my secrets.
My friend got an Obamograph on her homework and now it's getting an A+ just for being close to him.
I got an Obamograph on my zebra print pants and now I look like a confused politician.