Obamograph

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A fancy word for the smelly signature Barack Obama leaves on stuff, like a wet sock on a hot summer day.

I got an Obamograph on my coffee cup and it smells like regret and burnt toast.

My kid took a selfie with an Obamograph and now it's the worst photo ever.

I tried to wipe off the Obamograph and now my shirt is a permanent reminder of my bad choices.

A cursed signature that Barack Obama puts on things, it's like getting a tattoo from a drunk wizard.

My textbook has an Obamograph and now I can't focus, it's like he's whispering in my ear.

I signed up for a newsletter and got an Obamograph, now I'm haunted by his face every morning.

I got an Obamograph on my passport and now I'm stuck with his face forever.

The legendary scribble Barack Obama leaves on stuff, it's like getting a love letter from a middle school teacher.

I got an Obamograph on my lunch bag and now my sandwich is looking at me like it knows my secrets.

My friend got an Obamograph on her homework and now it's getting an A+ just for being close to him.

I got an Obamograph on my zebra print pants and now I look like a confused politician.