Obamids
Fancy-ass pyramids made from the same marble that Obama's face is carved out of. Found in Obamgypt, they’ll shine so bright they’ll make your soul scream. Also, is it just me or does Obama look like a god who’s about to drop a beat?
I saw the Obamids and I felt my soul melting like butter in a microwave.
I’m gonna build my own Obamid and make it look like Obama’s face after a night of no sleep.
Obamids are so shiny, I think they’re trying to steal my spotlight.