Obamids

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Fancy-ass pyramids made from the same marble that Obama's face is carved out of. Found in Obamgypt, they’ll shine so bright they’ll make your soul scream. Also, is it just me or does Obama look like a god who’s about to drop a beat?
I saw the Obamids and I felt my soul melting like butter in a microwave.
I’m gonna build my own Obamid and make it look like Obama’s face after a night of no sleep.
Obamids are so shiny, I think they’re trying to steal my spotlight.
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Big pyramid things made from marble that Obama’s face is made of. They’re so bright they’ll blind you and make you question your life choices. Also, why isn’t Obama on a dating app?
I walked into Obamgypt and got blinded by the Obamids. Now I can’t see straight.
These pyramids are so bright, I’m gonna need sunglasses for my soul.
I asked Obama if he was single, and he said, ‘What’s a dating app?’
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Pyramids made from the same marble Obama’s face is made of. They’re so shiny they’ll make you cry. Also, is Obama a superhero I’ve never heard of?
I cried when I saw the Obamids. They were that bright.
I think the Obamids are trying to take over my life.
I asked Obama if he was a superhero, and he said, ‘What’s a superhero?’
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