'Obama is a god! I know this because I was told so by a man in a trench coat!', said by someone who still believes in the trench coat man.

'I don’t know why I believe in him, I just do. It’s like a religious experience.', said by someone who doesn’t even know what a religious experience is.

'He’s the only one who can save us! Even though he did nothing!', said by someone who’s clearly still waiting for the messiah.