Obambot

'I don't know why I support him, I just do!', said by someone who doesn't even know what a president does.

'He's the best ever! Even though he messed up the economy!', said by someone who still uses a flip phone.

'I'm not a brainless robot! I'm just a brainless robot!', said by someone who's clearly a brainless robot.

'Obama is a god! I know this because I was told so by a man in a trench coat!', said by someone who still believes in the trench coat man.

'I don’t know why I believe in him, I just do. It’s like a religious experience.', said by someone who doesn’t even know what a religious experience is.

'He’s the only one who can save us! Even though he did nothing!', said by someone who’s clearly still waiting for the messiah.

'I don’t know why I believe in Obama, but I do. I was told so by the voice in my head.', said by someone who’s clearly been brainwashed.

'I’m not a brainwashed liberal! I’m a brainwashed liberal who just got brainwashed again!', said by someone who’s clearly been brainwashed.

'They told me to follow Obama, so I do. No questions asked.', said by someone who’s clearly a robot.