I said, 'The Obamauguration is happening, and I’m not going.' My friend said, 'You’re gonna regret it.' I said, 'I already regret my life.'

My teacher said, 'The Obamauguration is important!' I said, 'It’s not important, it’s stupid.'

I texted my dad, 'I’m not going to the Obamauguration, I’m going to eat pizza.' He said, 'You’re going to die.'