Obamauguration

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A fancy way to say the day Obama got his crown, but it’s way easier than saying the whole thing out loud, like a lazy kid in math class.
"I’m not going to the Obamauguration, I’m gonna binge-watch cat videos instead."
My mom said, 'You’re gonna miss the Obamauguration? You’re gonna regret it!' I said, 'I regret my life choices.'
My teacher said, 'This is the Obamauguration, pay attention or I’ll fail you.' I said, 'You already failed me.'
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A word so stupid it was made just to make everyone roll their eyes, like when your dad says 'fancy pants' and you know he’s gonna die soon.
My brother said, 'Why do we need the Obamauguration? It’s just a fancy word.' I said, 'You’re gonna die soon.'
My friend texted me: 'The Obamauguration is happening, and I’m not going.' I replied, 'You’re dead to me.'
My neighbor said, 'I hate the Obamauguration. It’s so stupid.' I said, 'You’re stupid.'
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A made-up word that sounds like it came from a kid who got detention and wants to make everyone else feel bad too.
I said, 'The Obamauguration is happening, and I’m not going.' My friend said, 'You’re gonna regret it.' I said, 'I already regret my life.'
My teacher said, 'The Obamauguration is important!' I said, 'It’s not important, it’s stupid.'
I texted my dad, 'I’m not going to the Obamauguration, I’m going to eat pizza.' He said, 'You’re going to die.'
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