OBAMAPTOMISM
Obamaptomism is like thinking Obama’s the only one who can fix everything, even though he’s probably just going to make it worse, but we’ll still believe in him like he’s a god with a nice tan.
'Obama’s gonna save us all. I swear, he’s got a secret plan.', said the guy who had no plan and no secret.
'I believe in Obamaptomism. I believe in it harder than I believe in my own life.', said the guy who lost his life savings.
'I’m gonna keep believing in Obama even when everything goes to hell.', said the guy who was already in hell.