OBAMAPTOMISM

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Obamaptomism is the dumb belief that just because Barack Obama is in charge, everything will magically get better, like he's some kind of wizard with a nice smile and a bad haircut.
'I swear the economy will fix itself just because Obama is president.', a guy who lost his job and his dignity.
'I'm not worried about the war. Obama's got it under control.', said no one ever.
'I'm voting for him because he looks like he'd beat up the whole world.', a guy who got beat up by his brother.
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Obamaptomism is when people think Obama is going to save the world, like he’s the last hope for all of us, and we’re all just waiting for him to wave a magic wand.
'He’s gonna fix the country. I swear it.', said the guy who got fired and still believed in the dream.
'Obamaptomism is real. I believe it with all my heart.', said the guy who believed in the dream until he got a heart attack.
'I don’t care what the news says. Obama’s gonna make everything better.', said the guy who got better at ignoring reality.
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Obamaptomism is like thinking Obama’s the only one who can fix everything, even though he’s probably just going to make it worse, but we’ll still believe in him like he’s a god with a nice tan.
'Obama’s gonna save us all. I swear, he’s got a secret plan.', said the guy who had no plan and no secret.
'I believe in Obamaptomism. I believe in it harder than I believe in my own life.', said the guy who lost his life savings.
'I’m gonna keep believing in Obama even when everything goes to hell.', said the guy who was already in hell.
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