obamaphenalia
The endless stream of low-quality Obama knockoffs. It’s like he’s been turned into a meme and nobody wants to stop.
My dad got a Obama hat that smells like old socks and he wears it everywhere.
My mom bought a Obama keychain that’s so cheap it fell apart in my hand.
There’s a Obama-shaped pizza in my town and I don’t know if I should be excited or horrified.