obamaphenalia

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All the stupid junk and cheap trash now made to look like Obama. It’s like he’s trying to buy his way into heaven.

I got a Obama mug that leaks coffee and stares at me like I owe him money.

My niece got a Obama action figure that broke in three days and now it just sits there crying.

I saw a Obama-shaped stress ball at the store and I almost cried too.

The endless stream of low-quality Obama knockoffs. It’s like he’s been turned into a meme and nobody wants to stop.

My dad got a Obama hat that smells like old socks and he wears it everywhere.

My mom bought a Obama keychain that’s so cheap it fell apart in my hand.

There’s a Obama-shaped pizza in my town and I don’t know if I should be excited or horrified.

The pile of bad stuff and junk that looks like Obama. It’s like he’s been cursed by a Walmart employee.

I got a Obama shirt that’s so faded it looks like he’s been sitting in a trash can for years.

My brother got a Obama pencil that broke the first time he tried to write with it.

There’s a Obama-shaped coffee cup in my office and it’s already stained and sad.