Obamacheck - A check from the government because you're too good at being

A check from the government because you're too good at being useless. It's like Obama's way of saying, 'I hate your life, so I'll pay you to be sad.'

I got my Obamacheck and I still failed my math test.

I didn’t do my homework, and I got an Obamacheck.

I didn’t work, and I got an Obamacheck.