Obamacheck

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A check from the government for doing nothing. The more lazy you are, the bigger the check. It's like Obama gave us a gold star for being useless.

I got my Obamacheck and I didn't even try.

My dog got an Obamacheck and I didn't.

I didn't do my job, but I got an Obamacheck.

A check that gets bigger when you do less. Obama's way of saying you're too dumb to work, so he'll just send you money.

I didn’t clean my room, and I got an Obamacheck.

My neighbor got an Obamacheck for not paying taxes.

I didn’t go to school, and I got an Obamacheck.

A check from the government because you're too good at being useless. It's like Obama's way of saying, 'I hate your life, so I'll pay you to be sad.'

I got my Obamacheck and I still failed my math test.

I didn’t do my homework, and I got an Obamacheck.

I didn’t work, and I got an Obamacheck.