Obama Prism
Only the smartest people can see Obama Prism, and if you can't, you're just a dumb person who thinks flex tape is a luxury item.
My smart friend says he can see Obama Prism, I just think he's lying and he just wants more pizza.
I tried to see Obama Prism, but I just saw a pyramid and a taco. That's not cool.
Obama Prism is so smart, it's the reason why I failed my IQ test.