Obama Prism

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If you had Obama Prism, you'd be the god of all gods, the king of all kings, and the reason why the universe even exists. But since you don't, you're just a sad, average human being.

@ObamaPrismLover: I wish I had Obama Prism, I'd be so rich I'd buy my mom a mansion and a taco truck.

My friend claims he has Obama Prism. I told him to prove it, he just stared at me like I was crazy.

If I had Obama Prism, I'd be the richest person in the world and I'd never eat a salad again.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obama Prism is so weird, it's like the sh*t that came out of a magic 8 ball after it got hit by a truck. It's what the cool kids worship and it gave Shrek the power to eat 20 pizzas at once.

My cousin says Obama Prism is the reason he passed algebra. I believe him, he got an A+ and he's still eating pizza for lunch.

Obama Prism is the stuff of legends, or at least the stuff of my best friend's D+ in science.

I think Obama Prism is just flex tape in disguise. It's that good.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obama Prism is like a pyramid with Obama’s face on it, but it’s so confusing, even Einstein would be like, 'What the f*** is this?'

I saw Obama Prism in my dreams, and it was so confusing, I woke up and asked my dog what was going on.

My math teacher said Obama Prism is the reason I failed geometry. I believe him, I still don’t know what a pyramid is.

I think the square face is just a hole for Obama’s neck, but I’m not sure, it’s like the most confusing mystery in the world.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Only the smartest people can see Obama Prism, and if you can't, you're just a dumb person who thinks flex tape is a luxury item.

My smart friend says he can see Obama Prism, I just think he's lying and he just wants more pizza.

I tried to see Obama Prism, but I just saw a pyramid and a taco. That's not cool.

Obama Prism is so smart, it's the reason why I failed my IQ test.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obama Prism is a pyramid with Obama on it, and it also spies on you, so it’s like having a teacher who knows all your secrets.

Obama Prism is spying on me, and I know it, because I got a bad grade and I didn’t even do my homework.

My friend said Obama Prism is watching him, and now he’s getting straight A’s, which is suspicious.

Obama Prism is like a teacher who knows everything, even your mom's secret taco recipe.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obama Prism is a meme that started in 2019, and it's so funny, it made my dog laugh so hard he peed on the carpet.

Obama Prism is the best meme ever, I saw it on Reddit and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

My friend said Obama Prism is funnier than the obunga meme, which is like the dog that died in the 90s.

Obama Prism is so funny, I think it's the reason my dog peed on my mom's new rug.

by Slangipedia 7d ago