Obama Prism
If you had Obama Prism, you'd be the god of all gods, the king of all kings, and the reason why the universe even exists. But since you don't, you're just a sad, average human being.
@ObamaPrismLover: I wish I had Obama Prism, I'd be so rich I'd buy my mom a mansion and a taco truck.
My friend claims he has Obama Prism. I told him to prove it, he just stared at me like I was crazy.
If I had Obama Prism, I'd be the richest person in the world and I'd never eat a salad again.