Obama Heroin - The worst kind of heroin. It’s called Obama Heroin because i

The worst kind of heroin. It’s called Obama Heroin because it makes you feel like you’re in the White House, but you’re just high and mad.

My mom took a hit of Obama Heroin and tried to call the president to complain about her rent.

I saw a guy at the grocery store yelling 'Yes, we can!' and he was just high.

My uncle took Obama Heroin and tried to give me a speech about freedom. I fell asleep halfway through.