Obama Heroin

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A dirty cheap drug named after a black man who was president. People smoke it and yell about change like they’re on a podium.
My cousin inhaled Obama Heroin and screamed, 'We can believe in change!' like he was running for office.
My homie passed out after a hit of Obama Heroin and said, 'I’m the next president!'
At the bus stop, some dude smoked Obama Heroin and started a fight over 'Hope.'
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The worst kind of heroin. It’s called Obama Heroin because it makes you feel like you’re in the White House, but you’re just high and mad.
My mom took a hit of Obama Heroin and tried to call the president to complain about her rent.
I saw a guy at the grocery store yelling 'Yes, we can!' and he was just high.
My uncle took Obama Heroin and tried to give me a speech about freedom. I fell asleep halfway through.
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A stinky drug that makes you think you’re a hero. It’s named after Obama because he was a president and people like to blame him for everything.
My neighbor took Obama Heroin and tried to start a revolution with a broom.
At the park, a guy took a hit and said, 'I’m going to save the world!' Then he fell over.
My cousin took Obama Heroin and told my mom, 'You’re the worst president ever!' She didn’t believe him.
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