Obama Derangement Syndrome
When you stop arguing with Obama and just believe every dumb thing he does is a secret plan to take over the world and make you eat soggy cereal for breakfast.
He passed a tax law and now I think he’s trying to turn America into a banana republic.
He gave a speech and now I think he’s controlling the weather to mess with us.
He wore a hat and now I think he’s a wizard from another dimension.