Obama Derangement Syndrome

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A crazy fear of Obama so strong it makes your brain melt and you start screaming nonsense at the TV like it’s your enemy.
I saw Obama smile once and now I think he’s plotting to turn us all into robots.
My neighbor thinks Obama is a secret alien from Mars who wants to steal our Wi-Fi.
My dad won’t eat pizza anymore because he thinks Obama put poison in it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you stop arguing with Obama and just believe every dumb thing he does is a secret plan to take over the world and make you eat soggy cereal for breakfast.
He passed a tax law and now I think he’s trying to turn America into a banana republic.
He gave a speech and now I think he’s controlling the weather to mess with us.
He wore a hat and now I think he’s a wizard from another dimension.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A sudden, crazy fear of Obama that hits you like a punch in the face, making you believe he’s going to ruin your life just because he exists.
I saw Obama on TV and now I think he’s going to steal my job and my soul.
He said something about healthcare and now I think he’s planning to turn us all into robots.
He waved and now I think he’s got a secret army hiding in my closet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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