Obama Derangement Syndrome
A sudden, crazy fear of Obama that hits you like a punch in the face, making you believe he’s going to ruin your life just because he exists.
I saw Obama on TV and now I think he’s going to steal my job and my soul.
He said something about healthcare and now I think he’s planning to turn us all into robots.
He waved and now I think he’s got a secret army hiding in my closet.