Obaloluwa
Obaloluwa is the kind of guy who tells the truth even when it hurts. He’ll laugh in your face and still be your best friend. He’s like a holy man, but with more cuss words.
He told my uncle he looked like a ‘disgraced tomato’ and got a free meal out of it.
He said my math test was ‘so bad it made the teacher cry’ and then gave me a lollipop.
He told my sister she was ‘uglier than a burnt marshmallow’ and then kissed her.