Obaloluwa

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Obaloluwa is the funniest guy you ever met. He’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still be there when you need a slap on the back.
Obaloluwa just told my mom that her chicken soup looked like it came from a landfill. She still loves him.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants during class. He said it was a 'relief.'
He called my dog a 'fart in a sock' and got a biscuit for it.
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Obaloluwa is the kind of guy who tells the truth even when it hurts. He’ll laugh in your face and still be your best friend. He’s like a holy man, but with more cuss words.
He told my uncle he looked like a ‘disgraced tomato’ and got a free meal out of it.
He said my math test was ‘so bad it made the teacher cry’ and then gave me a lollipop.
He told my sister she was ‘uglier than a burnt marshmallow’ and then kissed her.
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Obaloluwa is a walking joke machine. He’ll make you laugh until you’re sore. He’s the kind of guy who’ll say ‘I love you’ and then swear at your dad.
He said my little brother was ‘so annoying he could wake the dead’ and then gave him a chocolate bar.
He laughed at my failed science experiment and called it ‘the worst thing since sliced bread.’
He told my grandma her hair was ‘like a wild dog’s butt’ and she still gave him a cookie.
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