Obaloluwa
Obaloluwa is a walking joke machine. He’ll make you laugh until you’re sore. He’s the kind of guy who’ll say ‘I love you’ and then swear at your dad.
He said my little brother was ‘so annoying he could wake the dead’ and then gave him a chocolate bar.
He laughed at my failed science experiment and called it ‘the worst thing since sliced bread.’
He told my grandma her hair was ‘like a wild dog’s butt’ and she still gave him a cookie.