Oaxaca
Oaxaqueños are a bunch of Native Mexican freaks from the southern tip of Mexico. They’re either Mixtec or Zapotec, and they’re constantly getting kicked off their land by lazy Spanish politicians who think they’re too dumb to matter.
My cousin from Oaxaca says he’s been getting kicked off his land for years. He calls the politicians ‘lazy Spanish farts’.
My uncle from Oaxaca eats grasshoppers for breakfast. He says they taste like ‘bitter tacos’.
My friend’s from Oaxaca. He speaks Mixteco and calls Spanish ‘the language of lazy farts’.