Oaxaca

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Oaxaqueños are a bunch of Native Mexican freaks from the southern tip of Mexico. They’re either Mixtec or Zapotec, and they’re constantly getting kicked off their land by lazy Spanish politicians who think they’re too dumb to matter.
My cousin from Oaxaca says he’s been getting kicked off his land for years. He calls the politicians ‘lazy Spanish farts’.
My uncle from Oaxaca eats grasshoppers for breakfast. He says they taste like ‘bitter tacos’.
My friend’s from Oaxaca. He speaks Mixteco and calls Spanish ‘the language of lazy farts’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Benito Juárez was a half-assed Zapotec from Oaxaca who somehow got to be president. There are 14 other tribes in Oaxaca, and together they make up almost half the people there.
Benito Juárez was a half-assed Zapotec who somehow became president. He’s the only half-assed person who ever got to be president.
My cousin says there are 14 other tribes in Oaxaca. She calls them ‘the other half-assed people’.
My teacher says Oaxaca has 14 other tribes. He calls them ‘the annoying little brothers of the Zapotec’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Oaxaca is a Mexican city that sounds like ‘Wahaka’ not ‘Osaka’. It’s where the people are short, dark, and talk like they’re drunk.
My friend from Oaxaca says it’s pronounced ‘Wahaka’. I still say ‘Osaka’ and get laughed at.
Oaxaca people are short and dark. They talk like they’re drunk and ‘constantly annoyed’.
I tried to say ‘Oaxaca’ like ‘Osaka’ and my cousin laughed at me. He said I sound like a ‘drunken fool’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Oaxaca is a state in Mexico that’s full of people who curse like sailors and are known for being loud and vulgar.
Oaxacans are loud, vulgar, and curse like sailors. My cousin says they’re ‘the sailor people of Mexico’.
Oaxaca is the second loudest state in Mexico. They’re louder than Guerrero, who’s like the ‘sailor brother’.
My friend from Oaxaca says they’re louder than a group of drunk sailors. He calls them ‘the sailor tribe’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Oaxaca is a word used to say someone is annoying or angry. It’s like saying ‘damn’ or ‘f***’ but with more attitude.
My mom says ‘Oaxaca’ every time I mess up my homework. She says it like ‘f***’ with more attitude.
My friend said ‘Oaxaca’ when he got kicked out of class. He says it like ‘f***’ with more sass.
My cousin said ‘Oaxaca’ when I stole his lunch. He said it like ‘f***’ but with more flair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Oaxaca is a state in Mexico where they eat grasshoppers and make cheese like it’s a job. They’re also known for their weird food and random traditions.
Oaxacans eat grasshoppers like it’s a daily habit. I tried one once and it tasted like ‘bitter tacos’.
They make cheese in Oaxaca like it’s their full-time job. It’s called ‘quesillo’ and it’s like ‘string cheese with attitude’.
Oaxacans have weird traditions. They eat grasshoppers, make cheese, and talk like they’re drunk.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Oaxaca is where the Mexican hoes live, and they all love bwc. They’re known for being loud, drunk, and always messing with people.
My cousin from Oaxaca says they’re all hoes who love bwc. He says they’re ‘loud, drunk, and annoying’.
Oaxacan hoes love bwc more than anything. They say it like it’s their religion.
I went to Oaxaca and met the hoes who love bwc. They were loud, drunk, and annoying.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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