OAW
An Officer of Aimless Wandering is someone who walks around like they have a purpose, but they really just follow their boss and repeat everything they say. They’re like a human echo with a title.
'He’s the OAW, he just follows the boss around like a lost puppy.'
'She’s the OAW, and I swear she doesn’t do anything.'
'That guy’s the OAW, he just repeats the boss’s orders like a broken robot.'