OAW

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On Another Window means you’re not even gone, you’re just fiddling with some other tab while your friends think you’re dead. It’s like being AFK but with more drama and less actual work.
'I’m OAW, bro, I swear I’m not dead.'
'Why’d you leave the call? I was just OAWing in the background.'
'He’s OAW again, I’ve seen that tab for three hours.'
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OAW is the ultimate flex when you’re tired of saying 'cool story bro' every time someone yaps. It’s like saying 'cool story bro' but with more rage and less patience.
'OAW, I’m not even listening to your whole rant.'
'He said OAW and walked out.'
'She texted me OAW and hung up.'
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Once a while is when you’re too lazy to be always there, but you’re not completely gone either. It’s like being half-dead and half-bored.
'I’ll be back once a while, I promise.'
'He’s only here once a while, don’t expect much.'
'She came in once a while and left before I even said hello.'
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An Officer of Aimless Wandering is someone who walks around like they have a purpose, but they really just follow their boss and repeat everything they say. They’re like a human echo with a title.
'He’s the OAW, he just follows the boss around like a lost puppy.'
'She’s the OAW, and I swear she doesn’t do anything.'
'That guy’s the OAW, he just repeats the boss’s orders like a broken robot.'
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