Oatsy
Oatsy is a former rower who quit and now thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He brags about his new life like it’s a miracle, even though it’s just a job. He hates being called Oatsy, but it’s a fitting insult.
'Oatsy, you still row?' 'No, I got a job. It pays better than you.'
'Oatsy, you still have that stupid rowing muscle?' 'No, it got replaced by a job.'
'Oatsy, you still think you’re king?' 'Yes, and you’re still Oatsy.'