Oatsy

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Oatsy is a guy who used to row like a maniac, but now he’s too lazy to even walk. He acts like he’s king of the world just because he stopped rowing and now has a life. He hates being called Oatsy, but he deserves it.

'Hey Oatsy, you still got that rowing muscle?' 'I used to. Now I just got a couch muscle.'

'Oatsy, you’re still rich?' 'No, I just got a life.'

'Oatsy, you still row?' 'No, I got a life. And I use it to sit.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oatsy is a former rower who quit and now thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He brags about his new life like it’s a miracle, even though it’s just a job. He hates being called Oatsy, but it’s a fitting insult.

'Oatsy, you still row?' 'No, I got a job. It pays better than you.'

'Oatsy, you still have that stupid rowing muscle?' 'No, it got replaced by a job.'

'Oatsy, you still think you’re king?' 'Yes, and you’re still Oatsy.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oatsy is a guy who quit rowing and now thinks he’s a god. He acts like he’s better than everyone else just because he now has a life. He doesn’t like being called Oatsy, but it’s the truth.

'Oatsy, you still got that stupid rowing muscle?' 'No, I got a life. And it’s better than your muscle.'

'Oatsy, you still think you’re the best?' 'Yes, and you’re still Oatsy.'

'Oatsy, you still row?' 'No, I got a life and a job. You just got a name.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago