Oatmeal ass
A white person who thinks they're fancy just because they eat oatmeal and maybe own a toaster. They probably also think they're the main character of their own movie.
My mom’s friend is an oatmeal ass. She says she’s ‘living her best life’ while eating cereal at 2 p. m.
That guy at the coffee shop is an oatmeal ass. He thinks he’s a foodie because he adds almond milk to his oatmeal.
My teacher says she’s ‘chilling like a villain’, she’s just eating oatmeal and wearing pajamas.