Oatmeal ass

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A person with a flabby ass who thinks they're the king of the hill, but in truth, they look like a deflated donut that got stepped on by a cow. Their ass is so sad, it probably cries oatmeal.
My cousin’s ass is so oatmeal, I think it’s gonna start a diet.
That guy at the gym has an oatmeal ass. He’s probably the reason the treadmill broke.
She posted a selfie with the caption 'Riding high today', her ass looked like it was riding a wheelbarrow full of oatmeal.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A white person who thinks they're fancy just because they eat oatmeal and maybe own a toaster. They probably also think they're the main character of their own movie.
My mom’s friend is an oatmeal ass. She says she’s ‘living her best life’ while eating cereal at 2 p. m.
That guy at the coffee shop is an oatmeal ass. He thinks he’s a foodie because he adds almond milk to his oatmeal.
My teacher says she’s ‘chilling like a villain’, she’s just eating oatmeal and wearing pajamas.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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