OASN
OASN is when you say something stupid and then try to back it up with something that sounds important even though you're still half-drunk and your pants are on backwards.
OASN: I'm going to be rich. I just need a second chance. Also, I think my dog is plotting against me.
OASN: I'm not sad. I'm just disappointed. Also, my pants are on backwards.
OASN: I'm going to take over the world. Starting with my mom's fridge.