OASN

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On a Sober Note is when you're so wasted you can't think straight but you still try to sound like a grown-up because you're too proud to admit you're drunk and your brain is full of glitter and regret.

OASN: I'm not crying. I'm just sad. Also, I'm never drinking again.

OASN: This isn't a bad breakup. It's a long-term relationship with a side of shame.

OASN: I will never eat pizza again. I swear. I will die. I will haunt you.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OASN is when you say something stupid and then try to back it up with something that sounds important even though you're still half-drunk and your pants are on backwards.

OASN: I'm going to be rich. I just need a second chance. Also, I think my dog is plotting against me.

OASN: I'm not sad. I'm just disappointed. Also, my pants are on backwards.

OASN: I'm going to take over the world. Starting with my mom's fridge.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OASN is like the drunk version of being serious. You say it to save face, even though you're still talking nonsense and your friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

OASN: I'm not sad. I'm just tired of being sad. Also, I'm going to win the lottery.

OASN: This isn't a bad breakup. This is a good breakup with a lot of drama.

OASN: I'm not crying. I'm just sad. Also, I think my dog is a spy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago