O.A.Ped
An old person who smells like they’ve been in a trash can for too long. They live across the street and probably think you’re a menace.
That O. A. Ped across the street stares at me like I owe them money.
I think the O. A. Ped has been living in the same sock for a decade.
The O. A. Ped came out of their house like a zombie. It was terrifying.