O.A.Ped

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A grumpy old person who walks like they're annoyed at the whole world. They get their money from the government because they’re too old to do anything fun.
I saw the O. A. Ped today. They walked so slow, I thought they were doing a slow-motion death.
My neighbor is an O. A. Ped. They yell at the cat and complain about the internet.
The O. A. Ped at the park was so loud, I thought they were trying to wake up the dead.
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An old person who smells like they’ve been in a trash can for too long. They live across the street and probably think you’re a menace.
That O. A. Ped across the street stares at me like I owe them money.
I think the O. A. Ped has been living in the same sock for a decade.
The O. A. Ped came out of their house like a zombie. It was terrifying.
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A person who is completely obsessed with being proud. They probably think they’re the best version of themselves and everyone else is just a waste of time.
My cousin is an O. A. Ped. She thinks she’s the queen of everything and everyone else is a nobody.
The O. A. Ped at the party didn’t shut up. It was like listening to a broken radio.
That O. A. Ped in the grocery store yelled at the cashier for giving them the wrong bag.
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