Oanya
The woman who makes sense out of nonsense. She’s got love in her heart and a swear word on her tongue.
She told my brother to 'eat my words or I’ll make you eat my shoes' and he actually did it.
She said my dad was 'the worst kind of meatloaf' and he got mad.
She let me stay up till 2 a. m. because I said I was 'dying of boredom.'