Oakton Woods - Oakton Woods is the richest neighborhood in Northern VA. The

Oakton Woods is the richest neighborhood in Northern VA. The guys there are all college-bound and think Parliament Lights are a luxury, not a crutch.

My Oakton Woods friend got into Stanford and still smokes Parliament Lights like it's a habit, not a crutch.

I told my Oakton Woods cousin he should try a different brand of cigarettes, and he said, 'I only smoke Parliament Lights because I'm rich.'

The guys from Oakton Woods think they're the best because they got into fancy colleges and still smoke Parliament Lights in the morning.