Oakton Woods

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Oakton Woods is the fanciest place in Northern VA. The guys there are all college stars who drink Natty Light and smoke Parliament Lights like they're paying for it.

My cousin from Oakton Woods got into Harvard and still thinks he's cool because he smokes Parliament Lights.

I asked my neighbor if he drinks Natty Light and he said, 'I don't drink it, I suffer through it.'

Oakton Woods boys think they're the best because they got into Ivy League schools and still smoke Parliament Lights in the morning.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakton Woods is the richest neighborhood in Northern VA. The guys there are all college-bound and think Parliament Lights are a luxury, not a crutch.

My Oakton Woods friend got into Stanford and still smokes Parliament Lights like it's a habit, not a crutch.

I told my Oakton Woods cousin he should try a different brand of cigarettes, and he said, 'I only smoke Parliament Lights because I'm rich.'

The guys from Oakton Woods think they're the best because they got into fancy colleges and still smoke Parliament Lights in the morning.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakton Woods is the fanciest neighborhood in all of Northern VA. The guys there are all college-bound, and they think Natty Light and Parliament Lights are the best things in life.

My Oakton Woods friend got into Harvard and still drinks Natty Light like it's the only drink that exists.

I asked my Oakton Woods neighbor if he smokes Parliament Lights and he said, 'I don't smoke them, I suffer through them.'

The guys from Oakton Woods think they're the best because they got into college and still smoke Parliament Lights in the morning.

by Slangipedia 7d ago